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Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.
Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.
by Dependable Don March 9, 2023
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A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit
Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.
by Dirty dan the stalking man December 15, 2011
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New Orleans handshake

Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras
After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!
by gbl2002 November 7, 2013
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West Virginia Handshake

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.
(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."
by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020
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mandrakes

Pronunciation of the name of a particular British-manufactured quaalude, "Mandrax."
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by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005
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Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.
"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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