Oh my lanta

Something a country girl says all the time

For no apparent reason

And then I kissed her

Oh my lanta

by Rickai November 5, 2019

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019

Gabriel Andrade Lantz

A Gabriel Andrade Lantz is a strange child. He is very funny, kind and hot around his friends, and girls. He is 10 years of age (acts older) and has brown hair, bleached at the top. But, if you are his sister, you will know that he has a dark side. He is very sensitive and sometimes cries when people joke around. He screams when he dies in Fortnite. He also plays Battle Royal with his mom. He dreams of girls when he sleeps. But, in the end, he can can crank 90s and can 360 oggabuga you in the head. Girls drool for him. Find a Gabriel and see for yourself.

Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is so cute and nice.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!

Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.

by Amazing- December 21, 2019

Oh My Lanta

Something that is absolutely cray cray and hard to believe

Friend: Yoo I'm back with my ex for the 6th time

Me:Oh My Lanta✋

by Its yo girl white chocolate March 4, 2021

wack-o'-lantern

A pumpkin that was carved to look like a fool or simpleton.

He carved a wack-o'-lantern to look foolish.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 20, 2021

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

The green lantern

When you get some vomit spit it in your girls eye and then shine a torch in her eye

Damn you really did the green lantern

by The green limpturd September 1, 2021