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Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.
Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you
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Karli: fuck you
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A popular character in the 1980's anime "Robotech". He is often portrayed as the popular (and female) singer Yellow Dancer.
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