kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Kuntree

the uncontrollable act of being more country that what is normally tolerated by the human race. This includes but is not limited to extreme southern accent (especially when excited, or angry).

The open and prideful practicing of habits consistent with those being affiliated with the DEEP south. Need I say more?

That girl is so country she kuntree.

by roadoggxc May 28, 2010

Kunt

A grade A Kunt

With a K it’s more affectionate

You are a Kunt mate

I only say that to people that I love

by anonymous December 8, 2019

Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007

Kung Fu Jimmy

A person who engages in deceptive acts under an assumed name or identity.

"Is this guy for real or is he a Kung Fu Jimmy?

by Bigmamma23 July 9, 2011

Kuna

Also known as the hole-in-the-ground prison Bayne grew up in. A place seagulls fly to when theyre ready to die. equivilent to the elephant graveyard from the lion king. Children who grow up here are 90 percent more likley to start smoking crack before age 10 than in any other part of north america.

"Dude i have the crustiest lungs."
"shitty dude, why is that?"
"i just spent the weekend in kuna. I made out with one of the girls.."
"oh shit man, whatd she have..?"
"gonnasifaherplaids..."
"thats what you get for going to kuna."

by GeneralCrustyLungsKfed December 19, 2012