Donkey Kong

An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off

"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"

by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

James Kong

To describe a creepo, annoying asshole or a perverted nonce

Yo dude stop staring at that kid stop being a James kong

by James kong June 19, 2019

hong kong phooey

The cheap version of the real thing.

I didn’t want to pay for an official Apple phone case so I got the Hong Kong Phooey version on eBay

by DannyDDK August 13, 2019

Hong Kong police

Dogs

Hong Kong police do nothing and kill citizens for fun.

by Urmumsuckingmydick September 21, 2022

donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.

I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.

by Opi071694 December 11, 2010