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Klokk

An ancient beast which dates back to medieval periods. Its old age lead to lack of hair which leaves a big bald spot on his head. Due to it Living in the sewers for years, it lead to the shrinkening of his eyes, making them nothing more that slanted pebbles. These creatures have a hump on their back (like a dromedary camel) and are attracted to hairy nosey school boys (or bears).
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)
GEORGE! GET YOUR LAZY BONES UP YOU GOT SOME TIRES TO FIX.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.
by Maurice from Albania January 8, 2018
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knock about

Means telling someone to hurry up or get a move on
Knock about Kevin you’re taking piss ! The girls ain’t gonna wait.
by I_lick_pickles June 15, 2018
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Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog
Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!
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knockentiber

Knockentiber is a place outside killie n it is full eh awfa junkies including the likes eh the mad man Sean mccolgan n cammy semple trust me u don’t want to go near them there proper mental,there’s a story going about that Sean cut aff his dads boaby n used it to eat his dinner pure crazy man
Knockentiber is a shitehole
by Tomo thom October 5, 2018
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knocker button

Also known as a “nipple”, the knocker button is used to feed infant children.
Little Johnny latched right onto his mother’s knocker buttons in order to nourish is hunger.
by Dkelz December 26, 2018
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knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.
"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"
by ethic. January 4, 2021
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