Jeremy

Jeremy is the most amazing guy ever! Jeremy is a tough guy, but he'll turn into a teddy bear for any girl he really loves. He gives the best guys, and loves holding hands, he's shy at first, but will get crazy as you get to know him! He is funny, hot, and has amazing eyes! He will listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, he will understad your problems
And stand by you. :) He is the best boyfriend ever! :) Jeremy will make you the happiest girl in the world, I promise you!

Friend hey, I heard your dating Jeremy!

me yep, I love him <3
friend he's so cute! Are you sure you like him?
me YESH JEREMY IS MINE HE'S THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVER HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN CHUCK NORRIS AND JACKIE CHAN PUT TOGETHER WITH ICE CREAM!

by A person who loves Jeremy April 15, 2013

jerway

Someone who got into a lot of colleges, and thusly thinks of him/herself as the shit, but is actually a scrub.

J: I just got 261 points on Scramble!
A: Fuck you Jerway

by Ba-a-alls July 7, 2010

Jersey Whore

A person who obsessively Tweets, talks, and makes facebook status updates about the show "Jersey Shore" as it is on air.

Person 1: did you see how many facebook updates Kelly had tonight?
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!

by Kevdawg42 February 28, 2011

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkweed

Offensive noun, thrown at German terrorist along with a pound of C4 down an elevator shaft in a popular 1980's action movie.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

by nvdw May 2, 2005

Jerusha

An awesome female name that is not often seen which causes much confusion on its proper spelling.

Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.

Can be seen in:

"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.

"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.

"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.

"Hi, my name is Jerusha!"
"What? How do you spell that?"
"Whatever, just call me Roo."

by Jerusha M January 18, 2009

Jerrett

A self made man that has the morals of a philosopher and is usually smarter than most people in the group, but likes to act like a 3 year old. Usually has a lot of money and likes to quote things a lot until people get annoyed or start saying it themselves.

Jerrett: I'm a changed man!
David: Shut up Jerrett
Jerrett: Hey David, I'm a changed man!
David: I'm a changed man, dang it i pulled a Jerrett!

by TheIllusiveMan July 7, 2010