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Tub n' Toke

Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.
Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!
by Creator of the Shower Beer February 26, 2014
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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a tub

Currency - A term used by flat6 to tell how expensive something is. Originated from the ice-cream brand "Ben and Jerry's" One "tub" is equivalent to 5 English Pounds, the amount of a tub of Ben and Jerry's.
"Dude, how much did u pay for that shirt?"
"It was only a TUB!"
by yazoo April 19, 2006
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Bulgarian Hot Tub

When a woman puts hot or warm water into their mouth and gargles the water creating bubbles while the man dunks his balls into her mouth, Allowing the bubbles to caress his balls like their own personal hot tub.
Damn I heard Billy got a Bulgarian hot tub from Stephany last night what a legend.
by Chad699 April 12, 2024
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Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.
She's a tub queen.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.
“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”
by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025
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tub..boo

by Royal.Leah September 2, 2021
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