Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

Lesbian Toaster Oven

Something Luke made up.

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

by Lesbian Toaster Oven October 3, 2019

Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010

Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.

Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.

by Trebreh Nad February 19, 2009

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 24, 2010