Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

dusty hotdog

When a man gets a handjob from a woman with chapped hands and it leaves dandruff-like residue on his penis

Roberta, yo knuckles ashy as hell. Don't nobody want a handjob from you, wind up with a dusty hotdog.

by Frenj_cunnegshun May 31, 2021

Heavens hotdog

Bisexual act of inserting a hotdog sausage into a tarts spasm casm and pulling her hair from underneath of her as she forses the sausage(along with queefs) into ones hungry mouth.

"Lets warm you up ready for a deliciously exciting heavens hotdog"

by Step lupid April 18, 2024

fuzzy hotdog

Hairy penis

Last night I went home with this guy and he had a fuzzy hotdog

by JJ.H February 29, 2020

hotdog on buns

basically a tit wank

i feel like a hotdog on buns

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the sensual act of sliding a penis betwixt the oiled butt cheeks of a lover in a sensual seesaw motion.

For the hotdoggie, hot dogging feels like petting a horse’s nose through a mountain of marshmallows. For the hotdogger, it is like setting one’s penis free on top of the creamy dream of someone else’s ass mass.

Once Gary began hotdogging Marsha, he became so ecstatic and inspired that he took up tap-dancing, quit his job at Home Depot, forgave his ancestors, and splurged his finances on coconut oil.

by Ashmoses January 23, 2024

hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023