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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021
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wan Hofa

A hard guy ever ready for anything in whatever comes their way
He was a fast guy. Wan hofa is so smart just know he is too hard.
by wan hofa November 25, 2021
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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
by Maseyys December 22, 2021
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Frankie hoffner

This nikka has big balls that drag when we walks. And he has a dick that Will slice diamonds and fuck any bitch and Bobby lombardo dreams of.
Damn Frankie hoffner that shlong with destory me unlike Bobby lombardos weak cock handles.
by Titlicker 69 January 21, 2022
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Jojo Hoff

A guy who will rip a big one on your pillows, trade you for detos, play multiverse, and eat a strict diet of pizza rolls and burgers.
Person 1: So I met this guys the other day and he likes Doritos but he calls them detos for some reason?

Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!
by Pigsbarfing July 27, 2022
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snarling heffalump

A angry creature that is found in the anus of adult human males. The snarling heffalump was first discovered when doctors probed dreamy bulls ass. The snarling heffalump is a fuzzy creature with a huge cock and big balls.
I was diagnosed with snarling heffalumps.
by THEREALPETER735 May 3, 2023
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