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high school boys 

The Male Gender Disease's highest point. The victim becomes a shallow jerk who likes to break hearts and have sex with every slut he sees. They dress like idiots and act the same way. Some are worse affected than others. But 99.9% of guys have this disease. There is no cure for the disease but their are various ways to handle it....evil ways....... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John Tucker Must Die is a very good movie to watch to see the best way to handle these diseased creatures.
NO i will not have an example of High School Boys!! Screw you!

high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.

Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.

High school Fratstar

Being a confident tool who thinks he's in a frat but he is actually a noodle.
Spencer Shitfield (the face of High school Fratstarism)

High School Homecoming Pep Rally

A huge gathering of a high school's student body to support and cheer for their class and boo the other classes.
Chants and Cheers,decorations,games.
The homecoming pep rally is a big part of the High School experience.
Typical response after a High school homecoming pep rally
"The Homecoming pep rally was loud, people were rowdy, and it was like a mosh pit of people crowded against each other, it was so fun"

High School of Art and Design 

A school on 57th and 2nd ave in Manhattan. It's basically filled with drugged out artists and a bunch of losers that play hacky sack and smoke cigaweed.

High School Special 

The High School special is when a man takes his pants off, bends over, spreads his buttcheeks apart, and then proceeds to put his hands behind his legs and repeatedly clap while spinning in a circle. It can be an act of celebration or just simple a way of making everyone at the party sick to their stomachs. It is a horrible act to witness, but when one sees it, they have no choice but to appreciate it.
Only one man can perform the High School Special, it is never duplicated or imitated.
High School Special by Maxwell John November 28, 2010

High School-itis 

A more severe form of senioritis. The symptoms are quite similar, if not identical to that of senioritis, but instead of affecting someone in their senior year, it affects them throughout their entire time in high school. Lack of finished assignments, not having a backpack, sleeping in class, forgetting to shave, and sarcastic yet humourous comments are common. Afflicted will either be unmotivated but quite intelligent, and manage to pull passing grades out of thin air, or just dont care and end up dropping out.
Man I gots the High School-itis, i never do anything