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thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010
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taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet
by 1337m4n November 8, 2007
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helmetbreath

by sandro leone June 6, 2003
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Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.
Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.
by shutterA March 10, 2010
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helmet camp

A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.
Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.
by GarMan October 30, 2013
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Helmet Warrior

A woman (or man) who only sucks the man's helmet during oral sex.
"Mate, did you get laid last night?" "No, this girl went down on me but she's a total Helmet Warrior. Didn't know what the hell she was doing"
by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba September 18, 2016
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helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff
Duck is a helmet baby
by tkotone February 1, 2022
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