helmet end

a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end

girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Helmet

hel·met
   hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.

1)

A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"

2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"

by Ayy Fawn September 29, 2011

Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

Space helmets

when you are getting high. you blow the smoke into a fishbowl or tuberware and then place the container on your head.

yo man lets go smoke some pot and put on our space helmets

by dsoa December 9, 2008

Gutter helmet

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.

Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.

by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012

Space Helmet

When you make a small cut on your forehead and put a tab of acid on the cut and cover it with a bandanna therefore making you feel like you're in space

"why are you wearing that bandanna"
"dude I'm pulling a space helmet right now and I'm tripping balls"

by Thatmemelordfromwelches January 26, 2017

Roman helmet

The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!

Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet

by King ocean August 24, 2018