Hasexual

Hasexual is an orientation under the asexual umbrella.
Hasexual people are asexual, aromantic and they're agender.
So basically... their a tree.
There are only two people known who belong to this branch.
These people usually identify as animals.

Man: Hey! Why can't I date that owl lady
Woman: BECAUSE THEY'RE HASEXUAL!
PLUS HOW DARE YOU USE THE WRONG PRONOUN?!PLUUUUUUS, THEY HAVE A HASEXUAL PARTNER!!!! A BUNNY!!!

by Owlinacup December 25, 2018

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010

Hasselhoff'd

What you most likely have been exposed to on youtube via forums.

I've been Hasselhoff'd!! NOOO!!!

by Harry Kendall July 20, 2007

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011