Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005

Drop the hand

To finger a girl.

Dude, I was getting with Mary, and I totally wanted to drop the hand but she wouldn't let me..

by ZigZagKing June 9, 2009

hand bong

put a spliff between ring finga and middle finga. leave no holes in a fist and suck smoke through a hole between thumb and index finga

hand bongs fuk u up

by bud inhaler November 7, 2003

ghost hand

whilst your hand asleep with no feeling, you masturbate with it feeling like someone else is doing it for you.

i woke up in the middle of the night with my hand asleep. i decided to pull a ghost hand

by beaner ledz December 20, 2009

Master Hand

The master of all that is existent in the universe of Smash Bros. Basically, he is a giant hand that wears a glove. You can't really expect him to fight clean even if he wears a glove. He's going to poke, sweep and shoot you all day!

Ex: I just saw a giant floating hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: You mean Master Hand?

by Jack Spearow April 29, 2008

cold hands

Some who is great in bed. Always having cold hands.

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.

by River Tiffany October 17, 2006

Hand Baby

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

by SleepyZ April 9, 2004