Hand(s) down the pants

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

by TheD0nald August 22, 2011

Hand Job Nails

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

by 426 August 4, 2009

hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.

Diego is a bastard

by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004

hand drawn

sketchy, weird, creepy, someone or something that gives off a bad feeling

That guy who hangs out in the alley is so hand drawn.

by AllianaES October 28, 2008

hand brake

the parking brake. hen pulled at fast speeds locks up the back wheels and causes the car to lose control and slide around, (drift)

handbrake used in hand brake turns. used for parking in every day use

by mills1166 October 12, 2008

hand flick finger slap

The action of holding your thumb to your middle and ring finger and leaving your index finger free to slap against the middle finger, creating a very sharp clicking noise in rapid succesion (speed varies by agility with performing the hand flick finger slap).

the action of 'hand flick finger slapping' is usually used when saying the word 'sick' or 'brap' or it can even be used with non-verbal accompanyment when you are excited and have no other outlet to let the world know that what you just experienced was too good for words.

D: mate did you just hand flick finger slap?

J: yeah i did, what's up with that? I finger slap all day bruh, what's your problem?

by D3nz September 10, 2018

hand sandwich

When you rub a girl's vagina with your hand outside of the her underwear, but inside her pants.

"I couldn't finger her because her parents were in the front seat. So I just gave her a hand sandwich."

by Jason Lemmon March 14, 2008