A Hamster 

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

A Hamster by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention

Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster

hallway hamster by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023

Syrian hamster 

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

Syrian hamster by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Alabama hamster wheel 

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

Alabama hamster wheel by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

The Hamster 

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.

“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.

The Hamster by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024

Thirsty Hamster 

Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.

Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul

Thirsty Hamster by JayPear69 February 20, 2024

Thirsty Hamster 

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.

Thirsty Hamster by Subzrow February 20, 2024