horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

soviet hammer

A Russian with a big ass dick

Soviet hammer here for the party

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017

hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020