Guidos

a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.

"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."

by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008

Lindo Guido

A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido

Damn i want that Lindo Guido
OMG that lindo guido is so sexy

Aye wassup Lindo Guido(;

by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011

Guild Wars

World of Warcraft for poor people.

"Guild Wars is free to play online."

by Jeeze November 2, 2006

guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.

If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.

by sean PF October 3, 2006

guido

A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids

Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido

by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008

guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.

Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:

by guidaly December 28, 2009

guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010