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The act of humiliating or being humiliated in a game or in real life.
Jose: Damn, I just got goofed.

Jorge: You just got goofed. Delete your game.
goofed by LeeroyTNG May 14, 2018

Goosenecking 

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
Goosenecking by coxycor January 17, 2020

filthy goose 

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!

Going goose 

Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation
Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
Going goose by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 25, 2011

slippery as goose shit 

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.
slippery as goose shit by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

Milking the goose 

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.
Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
Milking the goose by Ice Kube February 9, 2012