gooning it up

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.

Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"

by TROYum May 7, 2005

goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

Goon Porn

Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."

Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."

I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.

by theuninitiated November 14, 2018

gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

by Jack Goff May 11, 2006

Goon Boy

A little try hard skateboarder that poses all day while drinking Goon cask wine.

Look at those little goon boys. Go eat some nob you fags.

by Brendan Roche May 13, 2005

goon squad

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.

The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.

by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011

Goon Squad

I'm suprised no one has put this definition, yet but it can also refer to the hip hop group led by rapper Trick Trick.

"Lemme me hear you holla Goon Squad in this bitch! "

-Trick Trick (Feat. Eminem) Welcome 2 Detroit

by banan14kab April 29, 2011