Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

Google Piss

Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.

Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.

by RJH250484 January 16, 2009

Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.

Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?

by noah91 November 16, 2009

Google It

verb, 1. The act of searching the internet for absolutely nothing in ones spare time.
2. To back up a claim by saying "Google It!"

I was on the Bucknell Basketball team, if you don't believe me Google It!

by C. Pendergast October 2, 2006

google it

To search something on google.

I couldn't find the song lyrics in a book. My friends told me to google it.

by Eman12345678 December 9, 2008

Google Bitch

What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.

Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"

by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009

Google Hole

When you use Google to search for a piece of meaningless information, and that thing leads you to search something else, and then something in that makes you search for more meaningless information.

I fell into the biggest Google hole last night; first I went to search for information about Stanley Tucci; then I searched for that movie he was in called The Core, and a picture of an apple core came up so I did a search for the world's biggest apple.

by PsychStudent101 December 4, 2014