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Red Starburst as a gift

If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.
I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.
by KeetzMcGeetz May 20, 2018
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national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!
hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
national get your girl a gift day”
by WackyWollie April 23, 2019
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gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS
fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED
by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009
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gift giver

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
by pentozali September 25, 2013
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Gift Wrapped

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...
by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008
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white elephant gift

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
by J Money Money December 14, 2016
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Gag Gift

When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!
I gave my wife a gag gift this year for Christmas! She was really pissed off afterwards!
by Eve's other half October 28, 2016
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