FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

Forman

A man or child who touches his friends in a sexual way and has a circumsised penis thats always in a chubby mood

Get that forman out of here he tried to kiss me with his choad

by Big cock lopez November 29, 2017

Froating

The art of lurking around a group of people and listening to their conversations like It's a chat room.

"Did you hear about that kid? He's known for froating around people"

by Emo_Nightmare November 30, 2017

Flomaton

One of the shittiest small towns in America. It's terrible. Seriously. I don't recommend going there. If you're non-white, non-Christian, or non-hetero, you'll be socially executed and might even get threatened.

"So, I was thinking of moving to this town named Flomaton."
"Dude. Don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."

by ventiplantain June 7, 2018

flomance

When two women get on the same menstrual cycle after spending prolonged periods as friends or cohabitating.

Hey lady, I'm glad we have a flomance goin' on.

by Kimbersan March 1, 2018

Froasty

Definition of Froasty: When you're confused about whether or not you're cold or toasty. Often occurs during childbirth, or days in which the wind is blowing, but the sun is high in the sky. Also could refer to a word rhyming with "Roasty" when you agree with your girlfriend that her mom looked better than her when she, the mom, was thirty.

Get roasty, you froasty.

by Brave Egg November 19, 2018

format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019