can't get my float on

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.

Holy shit dude I just can't get my float on!

by america's next top model August 16, 2007

Float

To hit someone and knock them in the air.

I told him not to mess with me or i would float him.
"In the movie "Friday" D-Bo floated that guy"

by Epic510 January 12, 2009

float trip

A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.

Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.

by Bob Champlin October 7, 2010

float

Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.

Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!

by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

dirty float

A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.

hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.

Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.

by Jason Green March 3, 2008