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Flapjacked

Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
by Lime Beard November 19, 2009
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Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make
"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"
by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009
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your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
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flapper

A girl who gets rammed alot so when she queefs, her pussy flaps.
Your mom is such a flapper. pbpbpbpbpbb ::makes flapping motion with hands::
by himura March 3, 2004
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flapper

a particularly raunchy fart that makes the buttcheeks smack together in an unpleasant flapping noise
Did you hear that flapper? He must have shit his pants!
by Krazy K December 21, 2002
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Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked
"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?
by Chungarock January 3, 2011
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Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.
She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.
by paintballisgay October 5, 2006
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