Father

A father is a parental figure who will stand by you through any thing and will guide you through the darkest path, fly you through the highest peak, and will be your best friend through all of your mid-life crisies.

Person A: What did you do this summer?

Person B: Spend time with my Father, the best person ever!

by Cady&Henry&Ellie&Sadie&Mika March 22, 2022

fatherless

no father figure

"You watch jellybean? Wow, another fatherless person."

by thejmoment March 27, 2022

Father

Person who went to buy milk one day... and NEVER CAME BACK.

My father... isn't here

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

father ted

is good show

Person A: "Father Ted is on,"
Person B: "I don't believe it!,"

by Mr.Quagsire April 21, 2022

fathergear

A w mutual thats amazing and posts the best tikotks

Fathergear is such a W moot

by zeshy April 21, 2022

fatherlessgenshinchild

a person with no father that plays genshin impact for a living and thinks its cool to flex virtual bitches

Andrew: "That person is a fatherlessgenshinchild"
Joey: "No I am not"

by wasdisacoolthing May 5, 2022

Father

A mythical creature set out on a long journey for the milk you ran out of 15 years ago. The species of "Father" is considered highly endangered and all sighting must be reported. We are trying

"My father hasn't returned for nearly 10 years."

by lessgomario June 23, 2022