must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 22, 2011

fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).

My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.

by Warzawr May 6, 2014

spicy fap

Jerking off while holding in a piss

I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap

by DareToBeBold January 25, 2018

Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn

jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy

by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013