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Gamer Envy

When you witness someone play or achieve something in a video game and become jealous. You may possibly drop everything you were doing to indulge in your need to game, but you might not stop until you achieve your goal or see the morning sun rise.
Hey, my friend found an Elytra in the Minecraft server before I could! I've got a serious case of gamer envy; I need to hop online and find one as soon as possible!
by Lucky Crown January 13, 2022
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envy

a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck.
"she felt a twinge of envy for the people on board"desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable thing belonging to (someone else).
"he envied people who did not have to work at the weekends"
friend:i got money!!!
you: i envy you
by chibairoach November 17, 2021
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Gender Envy

It's the feeling trans peeps get when they look at somebody and have envy on how that person looks or shows. I would say it's like seeing some cis guy just living his life but at the same time your biggest dream (having that body)
Person 1: i thought it was a crush…
Person 2: …but?
Person 1: it was actually gender envy. I need that body. I know it sounds childish and shallow, but it isn't.
by Álvero April 24, 2024
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bonfire envy

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails
Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
by leshlesh June 23, 2017
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Penis envy

When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Binge envy

When you find someone who is just statrinf to watch a series you love and you know how much they have to look forward to.
You are just starting GoT?... I have binge envy!
by MistyMt July 24, 2017
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greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.
Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
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