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Ejacuatiom

The act of ejaculating while performing “CUAT” (Consultant User Acceptance Testing).

Normally those that have the “test taking” interest or office task interest.
1) “Hey man why did you leave the office early?”
2) “Sorry, I had a ‘ejacuatiom’ because of the test…”
by churf dunch May 8, 2025
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Ejacushart

A sexual act in which an individual(typically a himbo top)simultaneously ejaculates and releases a loud gaseous bowel movement onto another individual(typically a boykissing femboy)alongside the ejaculated content.
Sean: Oh I’m really close baby, you want me to ejacushart on you again?
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
by TheWordsmith200 September 29, 2025
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ejaculationbot69

thing that you shove your penis up and it strokes it for you!
big boy 69: i love using my ejaculationbot69, it helps me do unspeakable stuff
by feetlicka69 October 6, 2025
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Ejaculation Bowl

A college football bowl game sponsored by condom and sex toy makers as well as by pharmaceutical companies that sell drugs to treat erectile dysfunction.

During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.

The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.

One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
by Velvet Tongue January 2, 2026
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Ejacula Trap

The Ejacula Trap is Trapped 14 Seconds.
by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026
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