ejacubis

Street name for cannabis concentrate.

Can I get 2 grams of pineapple ejacubis.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Ejaculight

An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.

Damn that pre-pubescent seahorse must be beginning the process of ejaculight.

by helislapp November 28, 2023

ejaculate

another word for cum

i ejaculated all over the monitor

by the avrg neo-nazi November 30, 2023

Ejaculart

When a man ejaculates and farts at the same time or back to back within a few seconds

He’s such a fucking loser I hadn’t even pulled his pants off and he Ejacularted

by Perviest_Sage March 20, 2024

eJaculate

Is how someone types "ejaculate" after typing "eSwatini" too many times.

Last night I accidentally in the PornHub search I wrote "step-dad eJaculates inside of step-daughter" lol!

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Ejaculatte

A cumshot in a latte instead of creamer

"My girlfriend drank my ejaculatte last night"

by LawfulDmcBoo June 15, 2024

Ejaculation

"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.

"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for

by Cumbob brickpants June 21, 2024