Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you

Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their

by Erection boy September 14, 2020

number ten relationship

the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.

"Saw Bob and Jessica walking down the street today - god are they a number ten relationship..."

by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009

Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.

-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!

by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010

I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.

OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!

by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008

Relationship Break

A relationship break is some times what couples need whether it’s to sort out problems and differences and spend time apart or because the relationship is becoming too much or a lot or stressful for both people in the relationship. Being on a relationship break or a break for short doesn’t mean it’s a break up it means that your spending them apart for your own reasons in hope to benefit the relationship and cause less stress and you must still be as loyal as you were when you weren’t on the break.

I think we should go on a relationship break because we’ve been arguing a lot and need to spend some time apart so we can come back even stronger.

by Thepig04 July 13, 2018

microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.

Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue

by guy1990 December 30, 2009