Dirext

v. To direct someone via text messages.

Bonnie: "Do you know how to get here?"

Clyde: "No, I'll need you to dirext me."

Bonnie: "Okay, I'm hanging up."

**buzz buzz**
1 New Message: Bonnie

"Take the next exit on I-5 and turn right at the... etc"

by buckninety90 January 1, 2012

Dwirdle

Drowning, flirting, and laughing all at the same time.

Emma was dwirdling so much she caused Grace to say, "emm, don't dwirdle!"

by Smileystyle February 6, 2013

Directard

A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.

"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"

"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"

by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013

directionist

A person who help others find or show directions

"That sexy lady right there is our directionist for our tour today."

by N to the Z April 12, 2016

Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

direz

direz is a cool , nice , funny , cute person he can be annoying and not serious and sexual and nasty and ugly and has a big personality 😅

basically direz is a awesome person

by regular June 16, 2018