dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010

Dusty Days

A time in the past.; days gone by; history; ancient times.

Guy 1: "I wonder what it was like before we had cellphones, email and texting?

Guy 2: "Man, i don't know! I wasn't born back in "dusty days". Thats waaaaay long before my time!

by Good Thang Man January 3, 2011

Pulling a Dusty

Combining an over-reliance on underproductive old men with a near supernatural ability to ruin, hurt, or destroy the young and talented. While generally a baseball term pertaining to how baseball manager Dusty Baker ruined the Chicago National League Ballclub, it can be easily used across all business settings.

Often used in conjunction with Pulling a Hendry.

Falling in love with Neifi Perez and pitching Kerry Wood into the morgue is the original example of "pulling a Dusty."

by s.m.j.r. July 18, 2006

hot and dusty

Hooking up/having sex with a 50+ man or woman

I went out and got hammered last night and got myself a hot and dusty and called it a ni

by Mj2020 November 9, 2017

Dusty Biddle

The act of blowing cocaine in someone's face after performing a Dirty Sanchez.

That chick was so messed up last night, check out this picture of her getting Dusty Biddle'd.

by xSUBJUGATORx June 1, 2017

Dusty Yamaguchi

When you pack uncooked rice into a girl's vagina. Then ALSO slip in an enema. Have the girl squirt out both, cook it, then eat it.

"A durrr bro, that was soooo a Dusty Yamaguchi....."

by adamheartsthecms March 18, 2014

Dusty Toes

Someone from the middle east who wears sandals and is Indian, half the time barely speaks English.

Most likely works or own a convenience store/gas station.

"There are so many Dusty toes working at the quicky stop!"

"Yeah and every time I go in they're like "Hello buddy" it really pisses me off!"

"Fucking Dusty toes!"

by Hahn Daddy February 9, 2013