Drunk or Kid

A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.

Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.

by wildwasteland December 26, 2014

Drunkard's Bulimia

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016

Druncle

Your uncle that gets drunk at every special occasion . Every family has one.

"Who's that guy making a fool of himself on the dance floor? "
"Oh that's my Druncle, he makes a fool of himself at all our get togethers."

by Dylandrick June 4, 2016

drunk formal

A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in

Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.

by Drunkformal January 1, 2017

Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019

Drunk Nic

That buzz you get when you hit a nicotine device while under the influence of alcohol.

Friend - “Bro I got drunk nic last night and it was the best!”

by nornfangz December 10, 2020