dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020

Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.

1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"

by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015

Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder

Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod

by anonymous February 7, 2018

Dick

What I put in your Mum's holes last night.

No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)

by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020

Dick

A dick is the hart and soul of a man

I wish I had a dick as big as Kolya

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 22, 2019

Dick

Dick is something that women or men get fucked in the ass

SHe sucked my fat dick

by Minii-playz November 2, 2019

Dick

Something I put in your mom.

My dick is in your mom Cole.

by DickGoD12 February 5, 2020