darth maul

To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.

"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"

by eddyg December 13, 2007

daithi

A person who has red or ginger hair. In extreme cases it may be diagnosed as a disease, gingivitis. Attention seeking and self pleasure are a few of a daithi's characteristics.

In giving birth to one the parents may exclaim: "oh you gotta be jokin me..its a Daithi!

by Toldo May 6, 2008

Darth

Not a very nice person. The deadbeat father of Luke and Leia Skywalker. He also emotionally and physically abused his wife, Padme. So all in all, Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker was not a very nice man.

"Darth Vader is the sort of person you would least want to run into on a dark and windy night."

by Drugless September 21, 2005

darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

daughnie

A cigarette. Although the same meaning and negative effects as a cigarette sounds much better to those judging the person partaking in the act of smoking cigarettes.

I'm gonna step outside and smoke a daughnie.

by Hartsy July 17, 2011

darth vader

when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader

person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.

by ur moms v April 28, 2012

Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010