A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.
Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"
"I'm full of tubby custard"
"I have to tubby custard"
"I'm full of tubby custard"
"I have to tubby custard"
by hellza joey July 6, 2006
Get the tubby custard mug.a rice burner is not kustom nor is it fast!!!...most pussys drive these cars....custom is built not bought
that civic is so not custom
by SELF MADE!!! November 23, 2004
Get the custom mug.A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.
by Mel Well February 11, 2004
Get the Custard Head mug.The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.
by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011
Get the custard donut mug.the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!
by runnybum December 3, 2005
Get the custody mug."customer"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
Get the customer mug.noun:
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.
Store owner 1: "My customers are the most valued asset of my business. I'll not have them disturbed or badgered in any way."
Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."
Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."
by shankus December 1, 2004
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