pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013

Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 4, 2008

cunitz

The opposite of a cunt. In other words, someone who only has appealing characteristics.

Jane is such a cunitz. If she doesn't win Prom Queen then I don't know who will.

by mrniceguy19 November 24, 2010

Cumitating

When you cum so good that you start levitating

Bro... she jacked me off so good I started cumitating

by YocamomaDaBoobie June 3, 2021

bustin custard

The act of ejaculating semen out of an erect penis.

Earlier today, after leaving the Cold Stone Creamery, I decided that it was time to start bustin custard all over an unsuspecting woman's face.

by boooooopbooooop September 15, 2010

The Lilly cusick

The act of feeling veins and sucking them til they are dry. Inserting them into mouth and getting very spicy off it.

"Why u pull the Lilly cusick"

"Because I love veins

by Steve bobson December 1, 2019

custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.

ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.

by ics' February 15, 2006