cresidentials

A word meaning “credentials” made up by Playboi Carti to rhyme with presidential in the song “Carnival”.

I need more cresidentials to get the job!

by User008 April 8, 2024

Caressing Insult

An insult that includes a compliment inside of it, the opposite of a backhanded compliment.

"You better shut up and get you ... Beautiful face out of my sight!", was his unexpected caressing insult towards her.

by MahiJoon April 13, 2024

cresidentials

Playboi Carti, my glorious king vamp, uses this word in the song "Carnival" on Vultures 1 by Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign.

Just off the facts, I'm havin' them hunchos
Runnin' around in the lobby, I know that they tired of me, havin' like ten hoes
She need some cresidentials just to be presidential, hol' up, hol' up
I'm 'bout to buy her some dentures
Make that ho eat me for dinner, who, whoa

by playboinigga April 17, 2024

Creslithar

Creslithar (adjective): Describing a profound and mythical state of boredom, marked by a heavy sense of futility and a deep questioning of life’s purpose.

That chemistry lecture was so creslithar that I could hardly keep my eyes open.

by Dominic Nighting October 8, 2024

Creschpendo

A gradual increase in the volume or intensity of parents' spending their money.. This Creschpendo begins when their children start their travel sports teams. Then, the spending intensifies with the additional cars and insurance for inexperienced drivers. The spending intensity continues to gain momentum as children enter college whilst on the dole for healthcare, car, car insurance, tuition, room/board, study abroad, and attorney's fees for that public drunkenness incident. At the peak of this Creshpendo, you be spending money so dizzyingly that you will lose all sight of what money is and that it once was something that could be saved/stored. On the other side of the Creschpendo is the Decreschpendo, which is the gradual de-intensifying of spending that slowly ends when your children get jobs.

I have begun my Creschpendo, but Dave is in the thick of it. He is shoveling money into a large shop Vac and has it blowing in reverse.

by Ace Bink October 25, 2024

Coresmoke

Coresmoke: (n.) A diminutive individual, often mistaken for a particularly ambitious houseplant due to their surprisingly vertical orientation. Their height is best described as 'compact,' 'brief,' or 'experiencing a significant gravitational pull towards the earth.' Legends speak of Coresmoke's valiant attempts to reach the top shelf, endeavors often ending with a small, yet determined, scramble and a strategically placed stool. Their existence challenges the very notion of 'standing tall,' instead embodying the quiet dignity of a perfectly formed bonsai tree. Despite their limited stature, Coresmoke possesses a booming personality that often overshadows their physical dimensions, leaving onlookers wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a Lilliputian convention or simply underestimated the power of a truly mighty midget. They are often seen strategically positioned near doorways to avoid being accidentally stepped on, a testament to their survival skills and the enduring challenges of living in a world built for giants. Their preferred method of transportation is a combination of strategically placed boxes and an unwavering determination to conquer any height with the help of a few well-placed friends. In essence, Coresmoke is proof that big things come in small packages, especially if those packages happen to be armed with an exceptionally witty comeback and an uncanny ability to find the perfect step-stool.

That man is a coresmoke

by GMLuna April 8, 2025

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025