The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.
Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020

by urgr0unded October 15, 2019

Cream made of orange. Seriously, why are you searching this up, let alone on urban dictionary, what, did you think it was related to sexual acts? Well yes actually, Orange Cream is used to lather up the ol' John Dory for a good time. It's also good for vitamin C intake, especially for your southern hemisphere, if you get what I'm saying.
by _Dinka_ March 17, 2019

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.
by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021
