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Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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bean cream

fireball mixed with sprite cranberry. guaranteed to get you fucked up lol
ayyy mix that bean cream bro
by urgr0unded October 15, 2019
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Orange Cream

Cream made of orange. Seriously, why are you searching this up, let alone on urban dictionary, what, did you think it was related to sexual acts? Well yes actually, Orange Cream is used to lather up the ol' John Dory for a good time. It's also good for vitamin C intake, especially for your southern hemisphere, if you get what I'm saying.
Orange cream is great for my vitamin C supplements!
by _Dinka_ March 17, 2019
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poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016
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Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.
Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.
by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016
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Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.
I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night
by JetTurbo November 29, 2021
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Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021
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