crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

Crafty Balls

When someone is very crafty and they need to watch out or their jaw will be broke

Dylan Brolly has crafty balls whenever he's on the beer

by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

Crawfish

When a person online is significantly more attractive in their photos than in real life. Verb. Similarly to the act of catfishing someone, but you’re just uglier in real life.

John: Man, I met Maria, that girl from tinder last night.

Brett: was she as hot as her pics?

John: nah man, she was a total crawfish.

by Trulifecrawfish July 16, 2018

craffic

Noun -- The foot-traffic created by the erratic, unpredictable behavior of crackheads on a sidewalk, whether they're standing still or moving.

The craffic is thick here. I just barely dodged that crackhead as the next one switched left suddenly and bumped into me.

by SammyJenkis September 8, 2010

Craft-Tastic

The fantastic feeling you get when you really want to craft, most commonly known by dorks that like to craft and post about it on social network sites.

My friend on facebook, told everyone she was having a Craft-tastic day because of the weather.

by Husband of a Craft-tastic girl October 23, 2010

Craft-Tastic LIVE

A weekly internet craft show hosted by some blond chick that probably thinks she's Martha Stewart but younger and cuter.

Dude what's up with all these Craft-Tastic LIVE invites? Tell that girl to stick some pipe-cleaners in her ears or something.

by ex-crafter October 29, 2010