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fat crap

dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet
by savethedinos February 13, 2021
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Crap Lady

Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.
"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox June 2, 2007
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Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
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Crap Bag

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016
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