Crap a little ding dong!

Nice little phrase my sister came up with.

Teacher: Where is you history homework?

Jennie: Oh, crap a little ding dong! I left it in my locker!

by Hallie Corson September 20, 2004

crap attack

this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(bitch fit-white chicks)

if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a crap attack.

by GeMz'N'jEsS June 28, 2006

crap-dangit

A slang term for "OH CRAP!", whoich is a slang term for " My goodness". Combines crap and dangit. Only to be used by Brandon D.

"Crap-dangit? I've been shot!"
"Crap-dang you!"

by Brandon Dockery December 5, 2003

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

crap locker

A woman who has a nice ass.

Wow check out the crap locker on that one.

by Jeasus November 14, 2006

crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

Crap Sandwich

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

by fivetears January 13, 2009