yankee cranky shop

A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.

If she loses her job as a sushi waitress, she'll have to go back to the yankee cranky shop.

by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007

taint crane kick

A swift kick to the taint using the crane kick method. As taught to Daniel-san by Mr. Miyagi.

sometimes a Spartan just needs a good "taint crane kick".

by ossuary October 16, 2008

Crank it

A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.

Joseph: Hey man this show is going great!
Scott: Yea man but you really need to Crank it on this next song.
Joseph: Sure thing Scott!

by lyfesvrbby May 22, 2008

The Crane

When a woman is giving you a hand job and she has a crane like looking hand in which she straightens all of her fingers downwards towards the head of the penis. Then strocks the head of the penis with the head bobbing up and downwards hitting the palm.

Dude. That handjob sucked. All the bitch did was give me The Crane. Fuck The Crane!

by Willy Diesel April 18, 2008

Cranberries

Irish alternative rock band

see andyschest

Cranberries rock my socks!

Do you have to let it linger ant?

by cranberries fan June 27, 2003

Cranston

Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston.

-" there nothing to do in Cranston!"

-" let's go pick up some girls at Garden City, yo!"

by richard d. nixon February 12, 2009

crank skank

any female that will do anything for crank and i mean anything.Usually
skinny,teeth missing,eyes set back
in sockets.Beware for they all carry
s.t.d,s.

Patty that crank skank,tried to give oral sex for my stash.

by long schlong November 17, 2007