Covfefe

An onomatopoeia of a sound made when having a stroke during composition of a social media insult.

"Eeek, glup, covfefe!"

by SnokesMcGloats June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It's when you get drunk and want to do stuff

My friend Donald wanted to stop the press from covfefe

by BoreGore June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Used in context, the negative press covfefe means the negative press coverage or conference. It is used to distract the audience from real news (like impending investigations or possible impeachments).

This bikini has little covfefe (coverage).
I went to parent-teacher covfefe (conference).

by Crowley Belle June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When you can't complete your sentence or any of your tasks as president

" Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by PriscillaTuttenstein June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.

Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-

Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*

Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!

by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017

Covfefe

Acronym: Covert Federal Exclusion - Fuck Everyone

OK if that's how you want to play then covfefe.

by slant6 June 3, 2017

Covfefe

I'm an IDIOT

My name is Donald Trump but my family and really close friends call me Covfefe.

by Oz1012 November 9, 2017