Covfefe

Verb, to grab a woman in the groin region.

I can covfefe her. When you're famous, you can do that.

by UltimateLanguage June 16, 2018

gogitter

An unemployed man who’s only responsibility is transporting his wife or girlfriend home from her workplace.

I’m a real gogitter. I take my wife to work in the morning. Then in the afternoon, I gogitter.

by UltimateLanguage June 30, 2021

Balto

The result of tight crotch pants, shorts, or underwear, wear the center seam separates the testicles in a visually obvious manner.

Man, these new jeans are givin'g me a terrible balto.

by UltimateLanguage June 12, 2018

High Roller

A noun jokingly describing a friend who doesn't have much money yet splurges on small luxuries.

You buy Folgers? Dude, I have to drink generic coffee. You're a high roller!

by UltimateLanguage June 12, 2018