Urban Dictionary: Definitions by UltimateLanguage

gogitter

An unemployed man who’s only responsibility is transporting his wife or girlfriend home from her workplace.

I’m a real gogitter. I take my wife to work in the morning. Then in the afternoon, I gogitter.

Get merch

Verb, to grab a woman in the groin region.

I can covfefe her. When you're famous, you can do that.

Get merch

The result of tight crotch pants, shorts, or underwear, wear the center seam separates the testicles in a visually obvious manner.

Man, these new jeans are givin'g me a terrible balto.

Get merch

A noun jokingly describing a friend who doesn't have much money yet splurges on small luxuries.

You buy Folgers? Dude, I have to drink generic coffee. You're a high roller!

Get merch