clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

by zhrona June 23, 2019

Conceitasaur

The kind of guy who works in a cubicle next to you and even though he's at the same rank as you and your colleagues still takes it upon himself to do the manager's job using phrases like "come on people!"

Worker 1 - Dude what are you up to this weekend?
Worker 2 - I dunno, probably gonna have a qui--
Conceitasaur - Come one people! Let's get back to work, we've got three reports to put out before five o'clock!
Worker 1&2 - Shut the fuck up you faggoty fox.

Dwight from the Office is an epic conceitasaur.

by MoistyNigco March 27, 2010

Orange Concentraion Camp

Much like the jewish concentration camps, but with oranges instead of jewish people

There were peels laid all over the OCC....

by Damon December 9, 2004

Concert Rules

Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules

1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.

2) Always wear DEODERANT!

3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.

4) If your under 12 do not attent.

5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies

6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.

7) Do not bring your parents.

8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.

9)Do not sing louder then the band

10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!

(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"

Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!

by Builiards over Broadway December 18, 2008

concentrationache

when you have had a really hectic day at the office, full of meeting, stats analysis, email and no smoke breaks, by the end of the day, your ability to concentrate is so low, or trying to concentrate gives you a headache, this is concentrationache. A good douse of weekendnesia will help balance the sclaes

Man, I had three back to back meetings before noon, then i presented the sales forecast for the next quarter, and just to add to the concentrationache, I still have to respond to the urgent emails waiting for me

by siffbachelor May 13, 2009

concertcom

Live broadcasting and entertainment on the net

Manage your own artists when you upload concertcom to cdrom.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010