Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-

Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer

by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021

computer error

haha got you lol

computer error is when your computer makes a poop

by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021