1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
Get the Clutchmug. Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
Get the Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)mug. I didn't trust my own legs to hold me up while he was kissing me, making my legs shaky and my heart melt so I clutched at him for support and he held me up with his strong arms.
by Weirdwhitney August 21, 2016
Get the Clutchmug. During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand
by spuz18 June 8, 2019
Get the Tapping the clutchmug. by Gdkxhjdndmndjdic June 13, 2019
Get the Clutchmug. by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020
Get the Clutchmug. The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
Get the Clutch Daddymug.