Ched

To force yourself upon someone in a rape like fashion, however the victim of this is usually pre paralysed by a unnameable drug, however this has become a common phrase in Staffordshire and is used in a joking/informal manner, however serious the words strict definition is teens still feel free to use the word as a replacement for a s**g.

Liam: Joe she's dank!
Joe: WOW I'd Ched her!
Liam: Who wouldnt!

by Liam Trenfield. October 30, 2012

ched

The act of giving head to a woman's clit. Sucking on a clit as if it were a penis.

"No need to bang me out babe, just give me some good ched."
"Just give me some good ched and we'll call it even."

by BlueEyedBunny May 13, 2007

Chedd

A chedd is someone that shoves cheese up their ass, jizzes on it and generally does sexual activities to it.
They tend to enjoy mouldy cheese.

Guy 1: James told me that he is a "chedd"
Guy 2: Yeah, he tried to feed me his jizzcheese
James: Hey guys, I fucked a block of cheese

by Spongey_lad October 28, 2019

Cheddar

A replacement for the word mate.

Hows it going cheddar

by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009

beef a cheddar

to let loose a fart that is real bad

when you eat fast food late at night you wake up and beef a cheddar

by pelon July 29, 2006

ched

One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the chedly things they say.

Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.

Paul: Christ, what a ched!

by kennyd November 13, 2003

cheddar

1) to express how one is doing somthing fast, more common in baseball and specifically throwing.

abrreviation:chedd,ched

2)as a general term in everyday life it is usually used to describe someones wealth.

1)Guy 1"F*CK that guys throwing CHED."
guy 2"yea, i might aswell close my F*CKING eyes and swing."

2)"look at that turtlefuck, he's rolling in the ched/cheddar."

by B-rizzle, u can call me mike September 9, 2007